10 Absolutely Terrible Jokes

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I like bad jokes, really terrible jokes. The type that make you groan and/or cringe as soon as you hear the punch line but in such a way that you can’t help but grin a bit.

Maybe that’s just me. Anyway, that’s not the point. Here are 10 jokes that are so, so bad that they’re actually quite good.

1. How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5

2. What do you call a French sandal? Philippe Flop

3. Two sausages are sizzling in a pan. One says,

‘Whoah it’s hot in here.’

The other screams,

‘Aaargh, a talking sausage!’

4. Two cows in a field. One says,


The other one says,

‘I was gonna say that.’

5. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t Happy.

6. What goes Zub Zub Bang! A bee flying backwards


7. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? ‘Dam!’

8. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick

9. What’s ET short for? Cos he’s only got little legs!

10. What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto


I’m not sure what’s worse… the terrible jokes or the fact I laughed as I was writing this post despite having heard them all before.

Never mind, eh?

, Funny

About Stacey

I'm Stacey, purveyor of terrible jokes, badly timed sarcasm and all round geekery. By day, I am the Digital Marketing Manager at an awesome digital agency in Manchester, UK. By night, I write pointless lists like the ones on this website and engage in the consumption of random ciders and alcopops in Manchester's finest drinking establishments. I love Disney.